D-Sisive – Bozo Nightmare [Audio]
Toronto, ON – D-Sisive fans need to make their way to Rancho Relaxo (300 College St.) to celebrate the release of his new project, The Great Mr. Nobody Mixtape. Along with D-Siggy himself, you’ll be treated to performances by Swamp Thing, Def3, Factor, Wordburglar and some other special guests.
With tonight’s release in mind, D-Sisive has leaked a new tune off the project called “Bozo Nightmare.” The track’s credits list a musical hijacking of Beck’s classic “Loser,” and a last verse plucked from N.W.A’s “8 Ball” banger. It should be noted that the song was assisted by some other notable members of the Toronto hip-hop community including Timbuktu on the engineering and Muneshine on the mix. Carl Stephenson and Tom Rothrock are also credited for the track’s production. Check it out below and see you tonight.
It should be noted that this song was leaked along with “The Most-est Official-est Press Release in the Whole World!” – which you can find after the jump. In a world as complicated as it is simple, one can only wonder why @DSisive is a fan page and not D-Sisive’s official Twitter account. It’s like he doesn’t want you to find him. Well played Derek, well played.
The Most-est Official-est Press Release in the Whole World!
‘If you are old and have the shakes,
If all your bones are full of aches,
If you can hardly walk at all,
If living drives you up the wall,
If you’re a grump and full of spite,
If you’re a human parasite,
THEN WHAT YOU NEED IS WONKA–VITE!
Your eyes will shine, your hair will grow,
Your face and skin will start to glow,
Your rotten teeth will all drop out
And in their place new teeth will sprout.
Those rolls of fat around your hips
Will vanish, and your wrinkled lips
Will get so soft and rosy–pink
That all the boys will smile and wink
And whisper secretly that this
Is just the girl they want to kiss!
But wait! For that is not the most
Important thing of which to boast.
Good looks you’ll have, we’ve told you so,
But looks aren’t everything, you know.
Each pill, as well, to you will give
AN EXTRA TWENTY YEARS TO LIVE!
So come, old friends, and do what’s right!
Let’s make your lives as bright as bright!
Let’s take a dose of this delight!
This heavenly magic dynamite!
You can’t go wrong, you must go right!
IT’S WILLY WONKA’S WONKA–VITE!’