Victor Von Doom vs Slik*Syko (did not submit verse)

WINNER

Victor Von Doom





Captain Sassy vs Deleted Unobtainium

WINNER

Deleted Unobtainium


Sassy...you had some lines!
Del...merked it into an entire track.
STRAIGHT COMEDY!!!



FINAL ROUND

DELETED UNOBTAINIUM VS VICTOR VON DOOM

$50 CASH + 4 MIXTAPES


FINAL ROUND WILL BE POSTED TONIGHT WITH BEAT








SASSY ... DEL UNO ... VICTOR VON DOOM

As you know I'm on dial up for a week,so PLEASE POST UP YOUR OWN TRACKS THIS ROUND...Thanks in advance.

Here's the H 2 DA C audio links:


Deleted Unobtainium - Captain Sassy Has No Talent Part 2 - Cap Sas the Fag.mp3
http://www.trichometroopers.com/superse ... %20Fag.mp3

Captain Sassy - Untitled.mp3
http://www.trichometroopers.com/superse ... titled.mp3


Sassy was too shook to title his song I guess, and I don't have his lyrics, but here are mine so you can rap along:

i've known sas a long time
and all the while, he's coveted my ability to drop rhymes
it's like a thought crime to battle with a homedawg
but here we are, it's time to cut our own loggz
... ponder who the best
put the crew to the test
the truth is this rube is choosing death
it's like abuse of meth
the tracks say it all
he's wack and the dude's breath is like a saint bernard
dog blower!
his tiny mind moves a lot slower
connect the eye of this fool with a hot poker
and it's true i'm not sober, got the hash advantage
and internet connex i'm flexin' to smash his cabbage
today it's fear
tomorrow regret
and all the while inferiority he's feeling
smorgasbords of semen are his favourite meal
and when he's hungry catch him whippin' up a picnic to a picture of a navy seal
'cause he's a fag, cap sas the fag
this fag likes to stick his dick in the ass of fags
this faggot is a joke and his horrible rap sucks
fag or straight we all agree
cap sucks
he's a fag, cap sas the fag
this fag likes to stick his dick in the ass of fags
this faggot is a joke and his horrible rap sucks
fag or straight we all agree
cap sucks
... he's just a little bitch
posting personals searching for a fag who likes little dicks
and this is true, he's a deviant for sure
alleviating stress with the creepiest man whore
they like spelunking in his man hole, candles
and hot wax dripping on his lover's love handles
as if he's safe avoiding sandles
his anus' capacity for holding santorum is ample
so now this bastard is planning trips to sweden
packing condiments to make animals lick his penis
i find it appalling the shit is legal but i'm glad to see him go
he likes bestiality and now the people know
so keep a distance, when cap sas spits
i heard he never swallows if you catch my drift
he's a fag always fucking fags
sucking fags
what a fag
cap sas is just a fag
'cause he's a fag, cap sas the fag
this fag likes to stick his dick in the ass of fags
this faggot is a joke and his horrible rap sucks
fag or straight we all agree
cap sucks
he's a fag, cap sas the fag
this fag likes to stick his dick in the ass of fags
this faggot is a joke and his horrible rap sucks
fag or straight we all agree
cap sucks

(holy fuck man I don't think I've won a single battle in this lounj since the first round of the first audio battle...
since then it's always been default!)

Hook:
fuck del uno
fuck del uno
nah man, pass that daisy rifle with that laser sight and I'll buck del uno

watch your step, before I put four in ya gut
ya couldn't rap if ya worked at Shawarma Deluxe
I'm creepin' with your bitch but she ain't more than a fuck
don't worry, I'll give her back when I'm bored with the slut

I'll chop and burn your bitch like homicidal pyros
give her my package, piss in her mailbox like winos
take a dump on her head, still ain't givin' a shit,
why would I? you're the one that's gotta live with that bitch

(hook)

your pop's a deadbeat, your mom's a whore
when I'm giving her a hand, I'm not helping with chores
I'm smiling, think ya hustlin but nobody's buying,
and it's not for lack of effort, cause you been trying

since ya dropped outa college back in 94
only your parents went and saw you when you went on tour
get a job, move the fuck outta your basement already
rap ain't payin' your bills, bitch, you better face it already

(hook)

my drop top's got Bleekers, I watch from the executive box
your snot box bleeds, you're stuck in the bleachers,
you're as broke as fuck, no car, no gas
you borrowed scratch from your pops to cop a sneakers

Cap got reefer, blazin' smelly on my way to the telly
I'm spinnin' 20's wrapped in racin' Pirellis
with your sketty in the passenger side, I didn't ask her to ride
but five minutes and I'm scrapin' her belly

(hook)

You've both won a audio battle,you've both spent the money already,so Sassy I don't see what you're saying?

I'd just like to say that Victor Von Doom just got the luckiest break of his life.

well he wouldnt of won ive my apartment didnt get robbed.
i had no way to record. but im back i action

OH NO!!!

YOU'RE PRECIOUS GLASS FIGURINE COLLECTION!!!!

^^HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH


http://s57.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3FGM ... D8CKKKTHH1

check it..
SLIK*SYKO dissin like he don't know i'm serving/
while his cuts are sloppier than a senile surgeon!!/
i'll slap the silly out ya cuz there's cash in this game/
so i'll solve ur flow that's shakier than Casius Clay!!/
this cat is sweeter than a pro dackery slurper/
that's why his job isn't MC, it's factory worker!!/
jerker...jackin dicks' the only way you'll come hard/
ya numb tard, stumbelin with ur words like dumb bards!/
thum bars SLIK spittin more crooked than open cells/
he paints gold eggs with broken shells & hope it sells!!/
that's how stupid he is, a Play D'oh rapper losing form/
who's skills are about as apparent as Susan Storm!!/
this bitch is a queer, open as the fairy docks/
trying to race with Doom but couldn't run with Terry Fox!!/
ho....correct ya flow & try to rap to a beat/
cuz this is t-ball to me, i'll take a bat to ya teeth!/
i'll leave ya strapped in ya seat...crash test dummie/
raps brashness trying to catch this money!/
i'm a shoe in for the finals, you just shining my loafers/
feedin off my bar scraps like u wuz dining on coasters!!/
BITCH!

lol, i got lucky yet i merked Blaze D who has twice the skills of that fool, pff wtv. Sassy destroyed you by the way.

HAHAHAHA, Von Doom, maybe Slik would lose to you on most days, but he could actually have beaten that "verse" that you call a battle track.

As for me vs Sassy, shit man that battle wasn't even close. You're obviously trying to get on his dick because I said he was a fag like you, but I got news for you fuck face, I was just kidding about that shit. You're the queer, and batty boys like you get merc'd by H 2 DA C worse than prisoners at Abu Ghraib.

Orange Thunder, bitch.

Ya.. I thought Sassy took that, lol. Good stuff from both of you though. Doom, I can't listen to your track... doesn't let me open the track, duno why.

maybe cuz it's wma & not mp3. pm me on rapn4fx if you want it.

^nvm, it worked now. good stuff man.

Hey Divine, where's the beat for the final round?

I was thinking, if the slowdem/dielup intarweb access is making it difficult, you could probably name the beat(s) and have us download it(them) on p2p.

let's just use our own, it's not the beat that'll make any difference. no hooks or whack shit you always do this time around, just spit str8 up for about 2 minutes....unless that's too hard for a so called professional rapper