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 Post subject: DEFINITION OF PAIN
PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 4:43 am 
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alright man, I know i'm gonna get a few laughs for this haha

but an earwig went into my crotch area and when I tried taking it out it bit me on my finger and just above my dick area

this happened last week...I was just thinking about it now

I found out that earwigs actually dont bite you, they just use their fuckin antennas to defend themselves

cuz I had no idea what it was, I just felt something crawling in my pubes and when I went to pick it up, it bit me or whatever and
it dropped back into my crotch stinging me again

i swear to god it fucking hurt though...I really thought I was bitten and shit would get crazy


listen beaver, have a bit of sympathy on a wigga before you think about misquoting my shit please it really hurt man


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:40 am 
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Its ok faggot, that shit sounds painful...I feel for a wigga.

Dont edit that shit either homo.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:14 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: DEFINITION OF PAIN
PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:58 pm 
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my main man, I've been through crazy pain before

but I'm tellin you, this shit fuckin hurt bad. really fuckin bad

the only good part was that the pain went away after 5 minutes or so and it never left any mark really


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 4:00 pm 
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Its ok, that shit sounds painful...almost as bad as when these 3 black dudes rode train on a wiggas ass in 2007



:((( :((( :((( :(((


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:56 pm 
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL PLEX

dudes not gonna be able to sleep tonight now.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:50 pm 
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the best part was when Jimmy inserted the first 5 inches or so and it never hurt my ass at all


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:55 pm 
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You guys are actin like a bunch of tough guys,

plex I'll knock you the fuck out faggit, kick you in the throat a few times and we'll see who's the tough guy

jugganot you redneck fruitcake, i'll stab you in the nuts and then grab a jar of earwigs and dump em all over your faggit face
and then tell me what hurts more


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:42 pm 
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CRITICAL BILL wrote:
jugganot you beefcake, i'll lick your nuts, jerk your cock and take the whole load on my faggit face


Fucking homo.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:49 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: DEFINITION OF PAIN
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shave that shit dude!
might have less bugs.



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I'll suck that shit right off you bro!


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:24 pm 
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devines beaver alias sounds like a fucking faggit when he trys to be funny RTFLMMFAO
reminds me of req :((( :((( :((( :((( :drool



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I wish devine would suck on my miniature toy dick


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