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Do you ever look back inside the bowl to see the shit you've just taken?

Whats the one food group you could live without?

If someone gave you a hundred dollars, but you had to spend most of it in the next 10 minutes or else lose it, what would you buy?

When was the last time that you threw up?
What do you remember eating that same day?
What do you remember wearing that same day?

What language can't you speak or understand, but wish that you could?

Would you eat a bowl of shit for 1 million dollars cash?

If you could make someone disappear from the planet, knowing that you could completely get away with it here and in the spiritual world, without anyone ever knowing, would you do it?
Would you want the person to know that you were doing it beforehand, though?

If you could stay locked in a room with someone for 1 full hour, for any reason, to do whatever you wanted to do with or to them, and bring anything you wanted with you and it would only be them and the clothes on their backs....once again, you would totally get away with whatever you do, whether good or bad, whatever your desire....who would you choose?

If you were in a musical group, which instrument would you want to play?

At no cost, including all utilities and maintenance, etc. : Would you rather live and own a small house all for yourself, or own a huge mansion but only get to use the bedroom and bathroom. The rest of the mansion can be used for anyone else you please. You can't sell either of the homes or charge rent to any tenants.

If you could save the lives of 10 starving children in Africa, at the cost of one of your limbs, would you do it?

Whats the longest you've gone without wiping your ass after using the toilet? Did you ever use the toilet after not wiping and then not wipe again?

Did you ever have sex with someone that you knew had an STD of any kind?

Did you ever have sex with someone that didn't know that you had an STD of any kind?

Did you ever steal something by accident and return it?

What was the longest amount of time that you ever stayed at the hospital?

Have you ever eaten while using the toilet? If so, when was the last time and what were you eating?

If you were drunk driving and hit a person walking, knocking them unconscious to the ground: if there was no persons or cameras around to see you, or your plates, would you stop and see if they were alright? or would you just keep driving knowing that if they die, you could spend a long time in prison.

Did this morning

Dairy

Give it away.. I already have 100 dollars

A fortnight or so ago

Guineas stoute

No idea on my clothes, by the intended remember it came out my nose

Arabic

No a man's dignity is not for sale

Nah.. I don't have the right to judge anyone.. But if I was having a bad day I'd maybe give in and waterboard puffy.. See what really happened to the fat man

The prophet Muhammad peace be with him.. And just let him kick knowledge

Sax

Small house

Keep my limbs

Does washing your ass with water count?

No..

No

No

Maybe a night or so when I was born

No

Yes

Do you ever look back inside the bowl to see the shit you've just taken?

often

Whats the one food group you could live without?

dairy

If someone gave you a hundred dollars, but you had to spend most of it in the next 10 minutes or else lose it, what would you buy?

tequila

When was the last time that you threw up?

yesterday

What do you remember eating that same day?

nothing of note

What do you remember wearing that same day?

gym clothes

What language can't you speak or understand, but wish that you could?

Japanese

Would you eat a bowl of shit for 1 million dollars cash?

i'd sure try.

If you could make someone disappear from the planet, knowing that you could completely get away with it here and in the spiritual world, without anyone ever knowing, would you do it?
Would you want the person to know that you were doing it beforehand, though?

ya why not.


If you could stay locked in a room with someone for 1 full hour, for any reason, to do whatever you wanted to do with or to them, and bring anything you wanted with you and it would only be them and the clothes on their backs....once again, you would totally get away with whatever you do, whether good or bad, whatever your desire....who would you choose?

sofia vergara


If you were in a musical group, which instrument would you want to play?

trumpet or trombone

At no cost, including all utilities and maintenance, etc. : Would you rather live and own a small house all for yourself, or own a huge mansion but only get to use the bedroom and bathroom. The rest of the mansion can be used for anyone else you please. You can't sell either of the homes or charge rent to any tenants.

i don't get this one.

If you could save the lives of 10 starving children in Africa, at the cost of one of your limbs, would you do it?

that's ridiculous.

Whats the longest you've gone without wiping your ass after using the toilet? Did you ever use the toilet after not wiping and then not wipe again?

probably 8 hours or so.

Did you ever have sex with someone that you knew had an STD of any kind?

no

Did you ever have sex with someone that didn't know that you had an STD of any kind?

no

Did you ever steal something by accident and return it?

no

What was the longest amount of time that you ever stayed at the hospital?

18 hours or so

Have you ever eaten while using the toilet? If so, when was the last time and what were you eating?

recently. swiss chalet chicken sandwich.

If you were drunk driving and hit a person walking, knocking them unconscious to the ground: if there was no persons or cameras around to see you, or your plates, would you stop and see if they were alright? or would you just keep driving knowing that if they die, you could spend a long time in prison.

you gotta check if they're dead first. if not, help them out. if yes, bounce.

Do you ever look back inside the bowl to see the shit you've just taken?

Yes.

Whats the one food group you could live without?

Meat.

If someone gave you a hundred dollars, but you had to spend most of it in the next 10 minutes or else lose it, what would you buy?

World Wildlife Fund.

When was the last time that you threw up?

Flu, a few months ago.

What do you remember eating that same day?

Ginger ale and crackers.

What do you remember wearing that same day?

I don't.

What language can't you speak or understand, but wish that you could?

Elvish....Hebrew

Would you eat a bowl of shit for 1 million dollars cash?

I wouldn't even try.

If you could make someone disappear from the planet, knowing that you could completely get away with it here and in the spiritual world, without anyone ever knowing, would you do it?
Would you want the person to know that you were doing it beforehand, though?

Never.

If you could stay locked in a room with someone for 1 full hour, for any reason, to do whatever you wanted to do with or to them, and bring anything you wanted with you and it would only be them and the clothes on their backs....once again, you would totally get away with whatever you do, whether good or bad, whatever your desire....who would you choose?

Einstein.

If you were in a musical group, which instrument would you want to play?

Piano, or cello.

At no cost, including all utilities and maintenance, etc. : Would you rather live and own a small house all for yourself, or own a huge mansion but only get to use the bedroom and bathroom. The rest of the mansion can be used for anyone else you please. You can't sell either of the homes or charge rent to any tenants.

Small house.

If you could save the lives of 10 starving children in Africa, at the cost of one of your limbs, would you do it?

Pass.

Whats the longest you've gone without wiping your ass after using the toilet? Did you ever use the toilet after not wiping and then not wipe again?

wtf kinda question is this, I wipe my ass every time, so should you.

Did you ever have sex with someone that you knew had an STD of any kind?

Never.

Did you ever have sex with someone that didn't know that you had an STD of any kind?

I've never had an std.

Did you ever steal something by accident and return it?

No.

What was the longest amount of time that you ever stayed at the hospital?

A couple of weeks.

Have you ever eaten while using the toilet? If so, when was the last time and what were you eating?

Fuck no.

If you were drunk driving and hit a person walking, knocking them unconscious to the ground: if there was no persons or cameras around to see you, or your plates, would you stop and see if they were alright? or would you just keep driving knowing that if they die, you could spend a long time in prison.

I would stop and call the cops.