this is real shit, stuff I know I need to work on

and I've been trying really hard to improve


I don't seem to care about my personal hygene as much I should or used to anyways
(eg. I don't shower as much, I sleep with dirty feet or after sweating all day and it messes up the sheets, I don't brush my teeth
much anymore or wash my hands after pissing, my nails are filthy...ect, ect)

I spit up phlegm even when people are trying to eat. Or blow my nose. I don't seem to care

I laugh at everything, especially when I shouldn't be

I leave the TV or computer on alllllll day and night, even if I leave or I'm asleep without giving a shit about wasting electricity

I take too long to tell a story and it usually dies before ending or I end up talking about something else

I act like an expert on certain subjects, or throw in facts about shit that are being spoken about. Like if a sports game or TV show is on, and I know alot about the actor for example, I'll start naming all of the films they were in and get all serious .... people are like wtf....haha I've always been that way though, even before I started using drugs

I always ask people if they're hungry. Even after I gave them food


I speak too loud on the bus or subway or if people are trying to sleep


I'll add more later....

the fuck

my heads always in the clouds. I leave the lights on in every room. Cupboard doors stay open, drawers same shit.

I'm lazy and a fuckin slob. I have clothes lying everywhere.

I'm impatient and a little ADD. I just shout commands at people to go to a different bar, change the song, switch activities etc.



I'm an introvert and hate attention. I get really uncomfortable when someone is talking to me loudly in public.

let it out bro

Haha ok I'll list things but it's a combination of things people have told me and things i assume MUST be annoying:

- I'm over analytical or 'think too much'
- I can talk for a looooong ass time lmao! No seriously, if I want, I can have a conversation with you for hours

- I can be pretty detached...i can cut people off very quickly/abruptly and just never talk to them again
- it's pretty impossible to be 'close' to me emotionally, on a deep level.

- I'm 'too honest', I will tell you things that others won't.. my filter is no good.

- I'm either one extreme or the other, no in between so I'm either very sweet/charming or a cold aloof bitch

- people can't read me, I look very serious if I'm not actually laughing

- I'm a hygiene freak and waaaaay too fussy about small things
- I have only child syndrome

- I complain too much
- I can be antisocial and the few people that i sometimes don't mind being around, I tend to cancel plans on them

- I'm indecisive... back n forth a lot.

- I used to be late all the time - but I've improved.. But sometimes i take way too long to get ready

nasty.

thats a cultural thing though, so it shouldn't really count

Lolllll

My exboyfriend wouldn't even start getting ready until I was putting on my shoes.. He would literally go in the shower only when he saw me putting on my shoes to leave.

I have ocd - everything has to be organized a certain way (even food on a plate)

I have a really hard time keeping my facial expressions in check, therefor if someone is doing something that bother's me, my face will let them know. My g/f say's I tend to look like a bitch or unapproachable because of it.

I can NEVER stay put, I am ALWAYS on the run. Can't stay home for more then 2 days straight, unless I am sick.

I have an instant reaction to thing's/vocab, it usually ends with me being super emotional.

I am either hot or cold, I never feel comfortable.

I have a tendency to over purchase for people during Christmas (even if we have a joint agreement on a price for one another)

I am controlling.

I don't wear an item of clothing more than once before I wash it.

I tend to hoard thing's in an organized manner. Everything that has sentimental value usually will not be thrown out.

Decisions don't come easy for me.

I have trust issues.

You should smell me now hahaha

I haven't showered in 2 days

I keep going outside and back in

I haven't turned my AC on cuz it needs to be serviced

and everytime my fan turns in my direction, theres this warm breeze filled with a melange of unique b.o, lawnmower gas, cigarettes and right guard deodorant
that I just keep spraying under my shirt and nutsack hahahaha

fuck this is sooooo awful lol

i start a million things and never finish them...

i`m a terrible listener...i`m so stuck in my own head its hard for me to pay attention

i think any cold or flu i get is cancer yet i never go see a doctor because i think thats what they will tell me (my chicks
number one pick)

i never answer my phone and i`ve never owned a cell..so people might not hear from me for months at a time


i could go on forever....

it doesn't annoy anyone but at my age I'm feelin you bro. If i get gas, I'm having a heart attack.

It's about time to do the prostate exam but i aint no fag.

you'll like it man, they sit you on a pap smear chair and start fisting your asshole with grease

it's usually a dude that does it, so you'll be alright


but I had this 50 yr old female


while you're at it, you might as well get a colonoscopy exam...its the same idea but it's a hose